Who Is Yakko?

Who are you?
I'm Yakko Tyetsva'Myelbsva, the smartest, cutest, fun lovin'ets kinda gundie there is--and the smartest person you know. I stand 90 cm tall and weigh in at a whopping 43.1 kg, of course that could be attributed to my exceptional shoe size. I like tools... and tools... and, uh... well you know what guys like. I'm an engineer of immense proportions--that is to say: I'm brilliant! You may remember me from such inventions as the Transwarp Communications Array and the Class F Inline Matter Anti-Matter Reactor. Yup, I did that.

Why are you here?
I'm here to share my infinite knowledge with you.  Ask me something difficult.

What do you do?
Well, I'm exceptional at solving riddles and puzzles, and anything to do with machines.  But i'm primarily here to answer any question you might have about the Paradox Universe.

Paradox

"What exactly is paradox anyway? im in to rpgs such as final fantasy or rpg/adventure (i.e. secret of mana)is paradox anything similar to these?"
                                                                                -alberts?
Paradox, Faight Industries' role-playing game system, was developed for those players who want to include realism in their games without losing role-playing ease. The System features rules for multi-era campaign role-playing. This means it is playable in any genre you want:

Registration

How do I register the Rulebooks?
Just send $10.00, along with Name, Address, and E-mail Address to:
faight industries
Attn:  Registration
7208 Creekstone
Sachse, TX  75048

Why Register?
Registration entitles you to customer support, product information, and of course--FREE YAKKO CONSULTATION!  Its worth it just to talk to me.  But also, it allows us to contact you with product updates and all that good stuff.  Besides, the guys here worked really hard building it, and in order to get them to make more stuff, you need to register.

Customer Support

What types of customer support are there?

• Personal one on one e-mail to answer any questions you may have about the system, the universe, and... life in general.
• Automatic notification of product updates, clarification of rules, and any major changes to the rules.
• Personal one on one chat with the developers... available by appointment only.  Ladies, one at a time please.

How do I get customer support?
Registered users e-mail me at faighthelp@yahoo.com.  Allow 1 to 15 days for an response, depending on the complexity of the request.